redbeard-holmes:

two lines whispered after the scene cut; inspired by x

heisenbabe:

i want to sleep for 2 years and wake up with a degree, an apartment and money in the bank.

rdjpwns:


Do you want to smite a demon?It doesn’t have to be a demon.

Because this ruined my life thanks

rdjpwns:

Do you want to smite a demon?
It doesn’t have to be a demon.

Because this ruined my life thanks

Come to join my crew, lad? Welcome aboard!

anotherlongstoryshort asked: I am intrigued by what the hell 'identity porn' is.

scifigrl47:

"Identity porn" is what happens when you got secret identities and a person or people are in love/lust/attraction to one or more of those identities.  

In other words, (and in the case of my story) if Tony had chosen to go with Phil’s “Iron Man is a body guard” story, you have Tony Stark, and you have the separate and distinct personality of Iron Man.  No one knows who Iron Man is, which means, as it was in the comics for a long time, Tony maintains the dual identity.

Tony is a businessman, engineer, inventor, and financier, and Iron Man is a super hero in his employ.  Both of them are great friends with Steve Rogers, WHO HAS NO IDEA TWO OF HIS BEST FRIENDS ARE THE SAME DUDE.

Because that’s healthy. 8)

Oh, Steve.

classymorelikekhaleesi:

thegirlwiththenotebooks:

danyytargaryen:

harry and ginny having triplet boys and naming them james, sirius, and remus respectively

and mcgonagall’s reaction when they’re at hogwarts like

no

no not again

I love how this just assumes that Minerva lives for three generations of Potters

if dumbledore can live for 115 years, so can she

tom-marvolo-dildo:

madilee23:

skeletonflight:

AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.

HOW ABOUT NO

WOW I DIDNT KNOW SOMETHING COULD BE WORSE THAN THE ACTUAL ENDING NOPE BYE

"Ignore the lights in the sky and in two seconds, you can dodge it. This magic’s attribute is lightning. Only Laxus should block it."